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obnoxious virus (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Depending on you definition of harmless, I'd randomly replace one character every 1000 with an alternative version, newlines from crlf to lf, spaces, even some printable characters have similar options in other languages

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If you just replace letters with alternate versions of those letters, with different Unicode, wouldn’t it set off the spell checker?

Oh, that would be fun.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I was thinking more about source code, bash scripts won't run on Unix if you got a crlf and cli editors do not display them differently (by default). Python scripts needed a declaration on top to run with a certain encoding, but the error there is clearer. If you use them as string constants it's also going to just work internally but may break if you compare them with an external value

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago

Careful, satan. That could lead to some suicidal ideation

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

A virus that replaces the normal space with a random one of similar space characters that all look normal to the end user but would fuck up programming.

One that replaces tab with 4 spaces.