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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think context is key here. Your floor is dirty when you poop on it, but is your colon dirty when it has poop in it?

Your plate is dirty when it has left over food on it, but is it dorty while you are eating from it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ignoring context is often the key to humor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Jokes quite often rely on imperfect superficial information, precisely because thinking too much about the subject matter contradicts whatever is being said in the joke. It's a form of artistic license.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thank you, I was being a troll but I appreciate the explanation

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

It's the same for vermin and pest plants. You decide what's part of it, depending on if it's useful for you or not.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What an awful thing to read with a diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Be thankful it's just one diarrhea.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Two pieces of shit go down the road, puting the masks, to enter and rob the bank.
A diarrhea asks if it can come too.
One of the pieces of shit says:
"This is for tough ones."