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[–] [email protected] 19 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

You know the weird shit about this headline? If it hadn't been from The Onion, this could have been a real statement from RFK Jr.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

Years ago, I would have immediately recognised this as an Onion article. Today, I have to admit that I didn't recognise it before clicking on the link and seeing the page.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

As I was scrolling the post up and read the headline, I was completely ready to believe it actually happened until I scrolled enough to see the link to the onion.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 17 hours ago

Indeed. It would be 100% fitting to this guys other ... blurbs.