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If a creepy British lady forced me to remember my ex from when I lived in an artist loft, that would be the darkest shit ever.

sadness-abysmal

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

wot if ur watch was ur mate

it's all computer, innit?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

wot if ur compu'er was a cheeky lil shit

wot if ur compu'er had a knoife

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

wot if ur telly was watchin' u?

wot if the king woz an app?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

"oi, u got a loicense for ur nan"

  • ur fuckin' compu'er these days innit
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

wot if "goin' for a chippie" meant yer gettin' new microchips in yer 'ead?