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smart bed (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've never even heard of a heated bed. Bitch, it's called a blanket. You get under it and your body heat will keep you warm.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I believe the problem is that it's actively cooled, so it won't get hotter under a blanket.

He could always unplug it though...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Mental note: tie string tether to my Pod 3 power cord.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience." - Mitch Hedberg