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Cybertruck Off-Road Lights Keep Falling Off… As the Glue Holding Them to the Windshield Fails (fuelarc.com)

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We’re seeing another sticky situation develop, after Tesla recalled 46,096 Cybertrucks to stop them from falling apart because the stainless steel panels are held on with the wrong glue. This time, it’s the Cybertruck’s off-road light bar that’s flinging itself off at highway speeds. Incredibly, the light bar is also glued in place.

Recall when?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

engineer: “Here’s the new glue we’re looking at”

Musk: (puts bag over head and inhales deeply)

Musk: (inhales again)

Musk:

Musk: “It’s great. Disruptive innovation! Delete the mechanical attachments and use it!”

engineer: “Are you sure? The mechanical tolerances…”

Musk: “That’s an order.”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

"that hits different. " - Elon Musk stumbling out of the Tesla adhesives research lab.