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[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A rogue coroner, meanwhile, is arrested by the municipal dogcatcher.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alternatively, the undead are allowed to arrest the coroner for unlawful imprisonment.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

That is a citizen's arrest, though, and follows different penal codes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who, in turn, is arrested by the head librarian.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who can be arrested by any school teacher, sanitation worker, or deputised livestock.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Don't forget the godlike powers of parking lot valets.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And in the end, after the toxic smoke clears, and the radioactive glow fades, and the last living thing long ago breathed its last... the cheese stands alone.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I bet that cheese is aged real gouda.