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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love the phrase "the turd doesn't fall far from the asshole".

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That's just false though...I had one of my kids squirt poop (imagine the most disgusting water gun ever made) at me literally several feet when they were a baby. Absolutely horrifying experience and subsequent cleanup.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I bet they giggled as you were bukkake'd with shit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I truly hope this is true: Brand new sentence.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

... someone just awakened a fetish and I hope I never cross paths with them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, that's a new spin on today's lucky 10000