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I hope it's fucking funny.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

it’ll just force the remaining barbarians to get a $30 bidet

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

but it won't be $30, it will be at least $60 if not $90 muahahahaha!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

proportionally a bidet purchase will still make each poop cost less

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

And it'll require a phone app to set up and use.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Know someone who has a wifi enabled bidet that becomes inoperable during software updates.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Unfortunately no, some folks just refuse to wash their damn asses.