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So true... (lazysoci.al)

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

The zero body hair always gets me. "Oh god, zombies! Pass me my razor I need to do my legs, underarms and of course my bikini line"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Not a movie, but Dying Light 1 made my friend group giggle seeing this NPC quest giver:

Edit: Zombie Apocalypse is the context I should've mentioned.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'll do you one better!

I've extracted and manipulated certain glandular fluids from zombie corpses, experimented... and found that it actually topically removes hair, permanently!

I call it... Ozombic.

... Eh? Eh?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I love it!! You may have the last known tube of toothpaste as a reward. In post apocalyptic society that's a great honour

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

2 tbsp coconut oil
 1 tbsp baking soda
15-20 drops of organic peppermint essential oil

You're welcome.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

... Could I perhaps be allowed back into your community to occasionally discuss women's fashion instead?

(puppy eyes)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Do you wanna dm me? I'm not sure what you mean

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly so lucky that they had all those laser hair removal sessions a year before the world ended 🤭

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Absolutely! Even luckier than having a neverending supply of entirely smudge proof make up

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's simply survivorship bias. The only women who survive these situations long enough to get a movie are the ones who have short hair on their heads, no visible body hair, and makeup somehow welded to their faces. It's probably quantum, or something.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

... 'quantum evolutionary psychological natural selection theory' implies that women will naturally evolve... makeup excreting facial glands.

rofl

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

It's the only possible explanation for all those future documentaries we've seen. Occams razor and all that. Mens' beards also undergo some sort of evolutionary change that causes them to stop growing at the 'ruggedly manly' length, rather than just keeping on going to 'a bird could, and may be, nesting in it.'

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Post Apocalyptic Male Evolutionary Convergence End Point: