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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Tried converting a story from TIFU to greentext because I'm bored at work.

I saved a Gimp Template while working on it: https://files.catbox.moe/ipnjzk.xcf

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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (5 children)

Be me

see qt 3.14

wanttosex.exe

Show her my translated green text

She rips off her clothes

Give her the best three minutes of ~~her~~ my life

See you later virgins

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Give her the best three minutes of her life

holy shit dude, save some for the rest of us

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

>be me
>know how to escape characters
>make smirk remark to failed greentext
>my own text is not even green
is this a win?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I tried twice, couldn't figure it out on mobile. Characters were just ignored

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
\>test  
\>test

Be sure to add 2 spaces at the end for a linebreak.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

> thanks

Now I know, I certainly would not have thought backslash would have done it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

> be me

> want to escape characters

> fail (like at everything in life)

> Anon shows me the path

> still had le sex...

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

qt 3.14 [...].exe

Damn, I'm too deep into programming so it took me a bit to realize that the second line was not about the framework.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

It took me a while to realize it was short for cutie pie

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Now this is podracing!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago