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Trump Displays Overflowing Basket After Demolishing “Low IQ Kids" in Easter Egg Hunt on White House Lawn (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, I have no doubt he's privately had to use one of these for at least the last 20 years:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

NGL I use one of these all the time, they’re great

[–] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago

i doubt he has the strength and grip to use that.