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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'd like to see him try to bend over to pick something up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

first of all it wont happen, he would steal the basket with eggs and leave with it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

He'd just make one of his sycophants do it for him, then take credit about how he's the "greatest egg hunter the world has seen, maybe ever!".

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh, I have no doubt he's privately had to use one of these for at least the last 20 years:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

NGL I use one of these all the time, they’re great

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

i doubt he has the strength and grip to use that.