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Anon contracts herpes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Indeed, the cancer thing applies to women with HPV, a virus that most people have also been affected with (though the vast majority of cases do not lead to cancer which still leaves tens of million of women at risk).

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Men can get cancers from HPV too, it's a good idea for everyone to get vaccinated.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And even without the risk of cancer you still just lower the risk for any warts appearing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Or spreading it to others.