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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is an opportunity to teach them about the command line, so they can use their powers for revenge.

80 cows? Ha! How about 8,000 cows!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Fr.

execute as @e[type=cow] at @s run summon cow ~ ~ ~

EXPONENTIAL COWS!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I read that in the cadence of "500 cigarettes" from the orville