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The 5-year-old probably thought it was hilarious. I think the answer is to fill the 5-year-old's house with 80 chickens.
Set up a trap that starts a massive chicken farm with egg dispensers that causes the game to lag whenever the chicken chunk is loaded.
But not in minecraft but in real life
He'd probably think that'd be hilarious too. Win-win.
And it's just fun to throw stacks of eggs at everything in sight. Makes you feel rich these days.