this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No way that dude can wipe himself. He’s gotta be using a toilet brush or something. I bet he can clear an auditorium with his dank, baleful farts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

don't forget he probably eats a lot of soybeans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I wash muh-self with a rag on a stick.