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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

I breathed out of my nose a little harder.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I mean, it's the best deez nuts joke possible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

It's the best opportunity for a deez nuts joke. The set up, delivery and punchline of the joke were botched hard.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I like the candies one better

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Candies nuts fit in your mouth

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Let's find out sweety.

Crunches on I've cubes

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Opinions are like assholes: I had mine surgically removed.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Bofa" sounds like "both of", being a setup to "bofa deez nutz"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

No worries 🙂