Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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A tiny cyberpunk-style implant at the tip of the penis that would act as laser sighting for drunken midnight pee breaks (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I want to keep my night vision as well as a clean bathroom.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess it comes in handy if also happen to need a laser pointer for something else. Probably not for work presentations though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Are you just gonna stand around with your dick in your hand or are we gonna figure this out?”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

You had every chance to misspell figure.