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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Help! Help! I’m being repressed! See the violence inherent in the system!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago

Bloody peasant!