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[–] [email protected] 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 57 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Help! Help! I’m being repressed! See the violence inherent in the system!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

Bloody peasant!