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Two courses of action.
You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. Then you let the Ramirez outside in and do the same. You proceed trying to figure out what's going on. Who is the real one? Problem with this scenario is now you 100% have the fake one inside with you.
You detain and tie up the Ramirez already inside, just in case. You leave the one outside to die. Unethical, but now there's only a 50/50 chance the one inside with you is the fake one.
Alternate option if you're feeling really unethical is you just instantly kill the one already inside and also leave the one outside to die. Technically the safest option.
If the non-ramirez entity has any sort of offensive powers, trying to kill or restrain it might yield a worse outcome. Like, you try to tie up the one inside and it decides the cat is out of the bag, so it bursts out of its skin suit and strangles you.
Was gonna happen eventually anyway tho, no?
Maybe it just wants a snuggle buddy, and is only violent when threatened. Ramirez isn't bad looking....
“Ramirez this is so unlike you. I’m not saying I don’t like it. I’ve just never seen you this affectionate before. Wait a second… GUYS WE KILLED THE WRONG RAMIR—“