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[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

So now the pizza is never eaten :(

Edit: Now that I think about it, won't it get colder over time? Omg I'm not going to continue I'm falling down a hole that way

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A better question: what if a bite is taken out of it in panel 3? How many bites will have been taken out of it in panel 2?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If the pizza was taken a bite in panel 3, then it's also bitten in panel 4, then it's also bitten already in panel 2 because it's taken from panel 4, then it can't be bitten in panel 3. It contradicts with itself. The pizza cannot be bitten.

And now we know that the pizza can't be altered in any way. It can be large, hot, freezing, or small.

One, and only one scenario of these defies physics the least, and you know which one it is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

It's like how Kirk's glasses are just going to get older and more worn-out with every loop.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I would argue since it's in this loop, it can't really change its temperature. Otherwise the loop wouldn't close. And since also it adjusts to room temperature, it has be room temperature ~~from the beginning~~ all the time to avoid temporal paradoxes. According to the same logic, it doesn't crumble.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

In panel 2, the dude has a pizza in his/her hand, and he/she has time to say "Now I have a free snack!" You don't think the temperature of the pizza would drop by even 0.1 degrees in that time?

If this object is permanently warmer than its surroundings, surely it can be used as a means to generate energy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, my whole point is that since it can't cool down without temporal paradox, it has to already have room temperature and be already cold

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's no way to avoid a temporal paradox. Will the dude in panel 3 be able to smell the pizza? If so, there are microscopic particles from the pizza being emitted into the air. That means that by the time the pizza reaches panel 4, it won't be the same pizza that was brought into panel 2.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess that puts my crumble argument to the next logical step

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, even if it's a pizza enclosed in diamond so nothing can escape, surely they're putting fingerprints on it by handling it, so it will change from cycle to cycle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

According to the same logic, it doesn’t crumble.

Where the fuck do you live that you have crumbly pizza?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Maybe crumble is too strong a word but nothing would ever fall down which can happen with a crunchy crust

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Since it's stuck in a loop, maybe its conditions are somehow being reset to fresh and hot as it's pulled over the panel edge. Or else, that thing is ice cold, rock hard, and completely inhospitable to microbial life, since from its perspective, it's probably been looping for a long, long time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

From the naive perspective it's looping infinitely and it ought to be infinitely old because there's no "first loop". Depending on the laws of physics, proton decay could make the pizza slice literally impossible.

Given that it clearly exists and has no rot let alone deep-time decay, I posit that it spontaneously appears/renews in panel three, away from the boundary break, as some kind of near-infinitely improbable entropy break.

He thinks he's discovered panel time travel, but it's far weirder than he thinks.