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[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"I hate you guys, kill yourself" said Jesus probably during daylight saving time because he didn't sleep enough.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hear he also dropped the n word a couple times on Twitter but he was taking Ambien so it wasn't his fault.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Also, Jesus was so just of full love when they did the Nazi salute twice.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Fair enough, that's enough to make me give up on humanity.