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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

lol “strongly typed”, “loosely typed”.

I don’t even use variables anymore. Wake up sheeple.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So... pure functional programming w/ out state?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

No, registers and bit-wise manipulation. In a Minecraft server running in the browser.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

I just use window["…"] to hold my variables.