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[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Does the pope shit in the woods?

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

A humerous combo of 'Do bears shit in the woods?' and 'Is the Pope Catholic?' Which are two jokey ways of saying 'Yeah, obviously, duh'.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My wife used to work in the backcountry. Lots of unpaved remote roads. Bears apparently do not shit in the woods. They shit on the road.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do they, or did someone put a road through a bear's outhouse?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Ironically, from a truck driver I learned bears seem to shit an awful lot in the roadway.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But does the pope shit in the woods?

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

No, but bears are catholic

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

No, he's trapped in the pope mobile , that thing isn't equipped for offroad travel