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[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

a sawed-off bat is a much more effective weapon… a full sized one is too easy to dodge and grab….
also, neaganize it with some barbed wire…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Alternatively, a sock over the far end, so when they try to catch/grab the bat, you can just pull it out and maintain control of the situation