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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Back when gay marriage was the topic de jour, people I knew IRL were bitching about the slippery slope of getting to marry turtles.

Turns out, after a little digging, I found that the origin was either Mike Huckabee or Bill O'Reilly. It's as if people can't or won't try to understand things.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

A shame that the origin wasn't Elaine Chao. She ACTUALLY knows what being married to a turtle is like.