this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why don't you want your spouse to touch your left hand?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Handshake, same as for the others.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Except for the added intimacy of shoulder finger touching

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ah you meant shoulder, that's just in case she/he is a vampire.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

jojo vampire 💀