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Man's penis gets stuck to icy sidewalk during bar fight in Canada (www.mensjournal.com)

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Police say that the man had been intoxicated and began arguing with patrons inside the establishment, and that the dispute then spilled into the street. At some point in the melee, the aggressor's pants fell down and his penis apparently became stuck to the ice. Somehow, though details were not specified, emergency personnel managed to detach him, relatively uninjured. He was subsequently arrested but not charged with a crime.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Apparently the heavily blurred photos showed the man's member "basically glued" to the ice even as people tried to help pull him off.

The last thing I’d want if my dick was frozen to the sidewalk would be strangers trying to pull me off. I usually like to get to know someone before I let them pull me off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

the heat from all that extra blood flow might melt the ice, surely?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Don't call me Shirley!