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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's a bit like the shortest joke: A woman comes at the doctor....

Or in German: Kommt 'ne Frau beim Arzt...

This one works well in German and English, but I assume it's untranslatable in many other languages.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Stupid questionDoes it play on the double meaning of "come" being "to arrive" and "to orgasm"?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That. And the fact that doctor jokes have a well known scheme that's broken here, as you'd normally expect the joke to continue after the sentence.

A woman comes to the doctor and asks "Can I take a bath with my diarrhea?" The doctor answers: "Sure, if it's enough to fill the tub."

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