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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Always been a petty pet peeve of mine. When I was training customer service reps I'd hand out a sheet and suggest they nail it up in their cube.

So much easier when everyone's on the same page. The military uses the phonetic alphabet because it's crystal clear, even over sketchy coms.

Why would you make up some bullshit of your own, having to constantly stop and think about it, when the pros already have a working system?! FFS, you don't even have to make the effort to memorize it, just use it a few times, done, it's in your head forever. Now I'm getting mad. (Told you I was petty about this.)

Anyone know why they use "niner"? Doesn't seem to mix up with other numbers.

EDIT: That's 2 band names I came out with today.

Petty Pet Peeve™

Anal Rail Gun™

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Niner is because it's the NATO phonetic alphabet, and they don't want it to get mixed up with nein.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That simple?! FINALLY makes sense, and I've been wondering for years and years.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

No, the actual answer is that 'Nine' can sound like 'Five' on a bad line.