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I don't see why he needs his own office when he'll be under Trump's desk gargling saggy nuts most of the time.
You woefully have misunderstood the dynamic. Trump's the sub.
That was the before Presidential powers go back to Trump dynamic. After the 20th, they'll both be in a position where they could probably ruin the other, and I think the risk will be higher for Musk, especially because Trump doesn't really need him anymore (he'll have access to funds to keep him solvent) and has that presidential immunity to avoid consequences if a conflict escalates.
Regardless, I don't think there's need for a seperate office when they're insatiably sucking each other off all the time.
ETA: This is not a joke about them being gay or anything. They are just absolutely inseperable recently as if they're joined at the hip or something and I swear it can't just be purely professional. There's other shit going on.
Oh they both give off "We give each other blow jobs but no homo" energy
I think you have it backwards. All Trump cares about us money, and compared to Musk, Trump is a pauper.