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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Today I woke up and my penis was inside of a double quarter pounder with cheese.

It was warmer and felt much nicer than Melania.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

My freezer is warmer than melania