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[–] [email protected] 235 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

ITT: people who undercook their chicken think that washing is what's saving them when in reality, washing your chicken only enables a host of cross-contamination issues. Congratulations for turning your sink into a biohazard facility.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, you don't eat chicken medium rare?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you hold your chicken for ten minutes at temperature, you can cook it medium rare and pink. https://blog.thermoworks.com/chicken-internal-temps-everything-you-need-to-know/

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Eww. Also tough so also eww.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Red meat can be eaten rare, because even if the inside is raw, it's not usually contaminated by anything dangerous, while chicken meat has to be throughly cooked because it's the opposite... So washing the outside is useless.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only if it's a slab of meat, like a steak. Ground meat mixes up all those contaminants, so unless you grind it yourself from a slab with the outsides cut off (still iffy), cook your ground meat thoroughly (medium well is probably enough). You can get away with a sear on pretty fresh steak though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

And then there are the Germans, eating raw ground pork on a bun.
It seems, you can get away with raw meat, if you buy it freshly ground from the butcher.

Edit: wrong kind of meat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm Italian and I caught toxoplasmosis eating raw sausage ground meat as a kid, sooo...

But I did that for a long time before anything happened.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On a bun? That's Mett and it's pork. Yes, ground raw pork. It's quite tasty. Sprinkle of onion usually.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He's getting it mixed up with Wisconsin, which does raw ground beef on a bun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Tratare sandwich? Sounds delicious!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, as long as the equipment is sterile, and the edges with the bacteria are removed. That's not happening at your local grocery store.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I buy my filet américain at my local grocery store. It is made of a beef/pork mix (the fancier the more beef) and usually has an expiry date of T+2 days thanks to the added preservatives.

Industrially processing raw meat is perfectly doable, much to the Americans' utter disbelief. Belgium has entire specialized industrial supply chains for the massive local demand of raw ground meat bread spread.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Certainly, it's just a lot more work than the less sanitary "chuck the extra meat into the grinder" method we use here.

I'd love to try that raw beef spread BTW. I've had beef sashimi before, and it was great.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Rinsing and scrubbing will spread micro droplets a lot further than your sink.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

i thought it said "than you sink" and that you were making a German coastguard joke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Shoutout Cornelis Drebbel

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Are you sinking about?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

This is why I don't clean the dishes in my sink... Not trying to spread any micro droplets.