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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

I'm convinced that Jira is difficult on purpose to sell more consultancy and gold partnerships and trainers

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

No consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue.

I swear all their SQL is select * from *;

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

As a person who has designed several enterprise data models, I would like to personally congratulate the entire middle school class that belched up Atlassian's