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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I am a firm realist. I'd like to point out two things.

There are two sides: the anti-corpo leftists of Lemmy, and the hyper "where do we sign" neo liberals of reddit.

Lemmy Leftists are sure Google will literally just evaporate tomorrow, and the neo liberals are sure that the singularity has already happened and will be revealed for Christmas.

The truth is probably somewhere in the middle. Google literally cannot evaporate, and they are also probably struggling to improve their models. They will probably find ways to slowly improve them over time, at a reasonable rate.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago

Was having trouble understanding this so I translated it through a couple LLMs, it just cost me a few cubic meters of water:

I am very smart. I’d like to point out one thing. Everyone other than me is stupid. Herpa derpa derpa derp.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not sure what you're trying to say here -- that the average of two extremes is the most likely outcome? The opposing sides are both clearly ungrounded in reality, so it's like you've set up not one but two strawmen arguments facing each other from miles away and using that as an illustration for an unspecific conjecture of averages between them.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

new copypasta just dropped (see below)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I am an anti-corpo leftists of Lemmy. I'd like to point out one thing.

We are sure Google will just evaporate tomorrow.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago

I am an Ed Zitron reader. Do you think I'm a The New Norm serial villain? Google evaporated in 2019

[–] [email protected] 0 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

As a fellow leftist, I don't think it will happen on the week end, give it 'till Monday.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago

You're both wrong. It'll be more of an evisceration than evaporation.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

4:45pm friday news cycle

[–] [email protected] 0 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

this is leftist infighting between Mondayists and Tomorrow-Evaporists and I won’t allow it in this space

[–] [email protected] 0 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What are you gonna do about it, fight me?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

what kind of leftist would I be if I didn’t?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

And so three new Lemmy instances were born.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

lemmy.ml
lemmy.ml2
2lemmy.2ml

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

hmm so I guess mali is the next to be screwed by tld hype bullshit

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Oh no you misunderstand. Tankies are hijacking the country code anti-imperialistly.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

goodlemmy.ml
peoplesfrontoflemmy.ml
shitlemmymlsays.space
lemmy.ac
philthy.ml
lemmymali.org

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I am a firm realist. There are two sides: the anti-corpo leftists of Blade II, and the hyper “where do we sign” neo liberals of Battlefield Earth.

Blade II Leftists are sure nighttime is literally just yellow color grading except when it’s blue or they forget to do it at all, and the neo liberals are sure that you tilt the camera and the more you tilt the camera the better the movie is.

The truth is probably somewhere in the middle. John Travolta literally cannot evaporate, and he is also probably struggling to improve his filmmaking. He will probably find ways to do both fucked up color grading and what he thinks are Dutch angles, but in a more subtle way.

And then Del Toro will probably send him a box of shit or live bees for Christmas.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I am a film realist

it was right there

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

fucking… maybe if I edit it in nobody will notice

maybe they’ll pay even more for the director’s cut

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

@[email protected] I would like to report a bug. Sometimes reading, interacting with, or posting a comment costs several times as much as it does other times. Posting this comment was exactly one million times as expensive as the median of my other comments and reading it will cost as much. Please try and equalize the cost of using this free site so I can continue to afford alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 hours ago

finally my pyramid scheme is coming to fruition

sneerchain, coming soon to an awful system near you

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

I am a firm realist. I’d like to point out two things.

There are two sides: the anti-corpo leftists of Del Taco, and the hyper “where do we sign” neo liberals of Taco Bell.

Del Taco Leftists are sure Taco Bell will literally just evaporate tomorrow, and the neo liberals are sure that the secret menu has already happened and will be revealed for Taco Tuesday.

The truth is probably somewhere in the middle. Taco Bell literally cannot evaporate, and they are also probably struggling to design a burrito that doesn’t fucking suck. They will probably find ways to distract you with churro bites instead, as a reasonable fast food chain would.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 17 hours ago

goddammit now I want a taco, and there's no great options near me

curse you, average of extremes!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago

"I was somewhere in the middle of your mother last night, Trebek!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

I can’t stop, it’s like eating potato chips, and as a firm realist. I’d like to point out two things.

There are two sides: the anti-corpo leftists who eat Pringles, and the hyper “where do we sign” neo liberals who prefer doritos.