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"Straight"
Still relevant onion
https://theonion.com/why-do-all-these-homosexuals-keep-sucking-my-cock-1819583529/
Hey $20 is $20
“I’m not gay, I’m just a man who really likes the taste of sweaty balls and the feel of a hard cock in my ass.”
This describes 90% of the user base on Grindr in my area.
I’m guessing that’s pretty common.
It’s not gay if you don’t marry.
And you keep your socks on.
You know that straight man is wearing thigh-highs with lace. Socks, pssshh ;)
That'll be $9,999