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And Bannon said: “Tucker, absolutely amazing.”

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Maybe he has nuclear brainworms?

He also claims he was mauled by a demon while in his bed. Because apparently REAL MEN don't get nightmares or so. :P

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You totally just know the demon he's talking about was a succubi, and that's totally him trying to explain to his wife why he can get off in his dreams but not with her.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No it was his four stupid dogs who heard a noise and scratched him galloping off the bed.

"Demon". Cripes this fucker will sink to any low.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wouldn't have pegged him for someone who had dogs. Requires too much empathy and care.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah I wouldn't peg him either.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I’m betting somebody has.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

As someone who volunteered in an animal shelter I can sadly say that is not the case, more frequently than it should be.