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[–] [email protected] 125 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The landlord has offered to cover it with cheap white paint, but that’s the best he can do

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I have seen apartments with a dead cockroach literally painted over, on the wall. Part of the ship part of the crew vibes

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

I’m pretty sure landlords paint by putting fireworks inside a can of paint, a la Mr bean.

https://youtu.be/T9MAmWnOznI (skip to 2:43, I don’t know how to do that on mobile)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Someone ought to put a bug in their ear about this then