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[–] [email protected] 104 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"You don't understand. It is IMPERATIVE that you let me watch you poop. OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

This, but for my dogs.

In their defense, I am often present for their bathroom time.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What kind of weirdo closes the door when they poop?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't see why I wouldn't close it tbh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So the cats can come in and help

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would be pretty scared. Where did those cats come from?!?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes they can crawl in through the window

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They're trying to kill my allergic ass

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I've also got a spare one if you want

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Haha, I've gotten so used to leaving the door open I forget to close it when guests come over. And have make a mad dash to close it when I finally remember.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What kind of weirdo poops in bathrooms

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Just shit on the floor like the other wizards

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

True freedom is pooping with bathroom door open.

Hence the song.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

POOOOOPING WITH THE BAAAATTTHROOOM DOOOOOOR OOOOOOPENNNNNNN!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I ASKED FOR THE SONG WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago

They're keeping you safe!