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submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

"Whoever takes the last cup brews a new pot." I think that's already mentioned in the Bible as the "golden rule".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Iirc that rule was followed here.... The cam was to let you know when the fresh pot was ready?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I thought the golden rule is "it's OK if it's in a threeway".

[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And "whoever pours just enough into their cup to leave 1/10th a cup in the pot to avoid making more is the office asshole, because lo, he is also the one eating other people's food"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago

my sibling does this to avoid having to turn off/rinse the coffee maker. they'll make just enough coffee for like one and a third of a cup, then be like "hey you can take the rest of that coffee". i look at it and it's not nearly enough for even a small cup. i just leave it there, on, lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

That's the damned truth