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If you don’t want to be poor you should simply become rich (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's always a good idea, before investing in any company, to call the head office and say "I need a straight answer, so don't give me the runaround: will you fail?". If they say "no", it is a safe investment. If they say "yes", it is not quite as safe an investment but you may still want to invest.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Wow, the real investment tips are once again buried deep in the comments

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Before investing, freeze the company's CEO in a block of ice. If you still want to invest after chipping them out of the ice, it's probably a worthy investment.