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Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing (www.theguardian.com)

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Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hindemith’s original opera tells the story of a young nun who, aroused by a tale told by one of the nunnery’s older women, steps on to the altar naked and rips the loincloth from Christ’s torso. An encounter with a large spider leads her to repent her action and beg the other nuns to wall her up alive.

Maybe the war on drugs wasn't so bad after all.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Couldn't disagree more, that sounds hilarious 😄