this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

It's like someone with no taste had to fit out the house, and had a £3000 gift card for The Range.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Link to listing here.

Oh dear, that's 27 minutes from me. Must. Resist. Going.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You can't hold out on us like this. We need you to go & return with a full report.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm scared to, what if it draws me in and I start thinking "this is actually OK" when it really isn't.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Hey now, that pastely plush thing could be very comforting & then you can keep us abreast of your own decor journey.

Because if it seduces you you'll have no choice but to reel all of us in as well.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I dunno, I think I could work with that kitchen

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

On the bright side you can guarantee it has never been cooked in so the appliances are new. They nuked some pizza a few times and made that one smoothie. Remember to take the hang tag out of the oven before you turn it on.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's the Karcher pressure washer box, it really pulls the room together.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

The chrome pillar is kind of throwing me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Complete with fake Chanel rug?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I will never understand putting rugs and carpets in the wettest rooms of the house.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Oh no, the decor is all going into the bonfire out back