Terrible Estate Agent Photos
Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.
Posting guidelines.
Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:
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the photo itself (finger over the lens, too far away, people in the shot, bad Photoshop, etc.)
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the property (weird layout, questionable plumbing, unsound structure, etc.)
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the interior (carpeted bathrooms, awful taste interiors, weird mannequins/taxidermies/art, inflatable pools indoors, etc.)
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the actual listing itself including unusual descriptions and unrealistic pricing. However, this isn’t a community to discuss the housing market in general. This is a comedic community - let’s keep it light.
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Photos can be sourced from anywhere and be any age, but please check they haven’t already been posted.
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Censor any names/contact details of private individuals.
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Mark the post NSFW if it includes nudity or sensitive content
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Link to listing here.
And a few more of my “favourites”
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It's like someone with no taste had to fit out the house, and had a £3000 gift card for The Range.
Oh dear, that's 27 minutes from me. Must. Resist. Going.
You can't hold out on us like this. We need you to go & return with a full report.
I'm scared to, what if it draws me in and I start thinking "this is actually OK" when it really isn't.
Hey now, that pastely plush thing could be very comforting & then you can keep us abreast of your own decor journey.
Because if it seduces you you'll have no choice but to reel all of us in as well.
I dunno, I think I could work with that kitchen
On the bright side you can guarantee it has never been cooked in so the appliances are new. They nuked some pizza a few times and made that one smoothie. Remember to take the hang tag out of the oven before you turn it on.
It's the Karcher pressure washer box, it really pulls the room together.
The chrome pillar is kind of throwing me
Complete with fake Chanel rug?!
I will never understand putting rugs and carpets in the wettest rooms of the house.
Oh no, the decor is all going into the bonfire out back