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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's funny because everyone I know that's worked for Apple no longer works for Apple.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a great place to be from!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Disrespectful young whippersnapper

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Honestly surprised they still underpay versus the industry standard. And still overwork to death. They're so profitable, they could drop all that behavior. They're a cult that has to legally allow people to leave or they'd probably just enslave them. Can't even use their products anymore, knowing that.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Must be the perfect thing to add to your resume then go find better pay from desperate employers seeking an engineer that worked at apple.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You can say that about any of the MAMAA (previously FAANG/MANAA/whatever) companies.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Put an iPhone against his head,

pulled my trigger

Now he's dead

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I wasn't arguing; I was furthering your point.