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[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have a cast iron griddle that I use once a year at my mom's house. I leave it in the outdoor grill when I'm done using it and don't even clean it. The next time I go to use the grill, I take out the cast iron griddle and just leave it out in the elements and it rusts like crazy.

Then, the day I'm ready to use it again, I scour the shit out of it, heat it up to 500-600°, throw some oil on it like a greased up whore, and get the lowest quality seasoning on it.

Then I use it to grill some ears of corn so they don't turn black from the soot of all the wood I burn to heat the outdoor grill. Once the corn is done cooking, I close off the grill and tell the cast iron griddle to go fuck itself.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

lemm.ee has a profanity filter too?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe it’s .ml? I see shit, whore, and fuck (as in poop[s•••], sex worker[w••••], and sex[f•••], in case they get censored)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ah, they filter other way too, huh.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

What a shitty instance

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

I don't see any censorship in that post.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That sounds like a waste of effort to me, but you do you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

80% of my life is wasted effort. 15% is giving up at "good enough." 5% is me looking back at my choices and and saying "yeah, I guess that was a good idea after all."