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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Having a job sucks. Not having a job, and constantly being ignored or rejected does a number on my mental health too.

A company I applied for gave me a take home assignment, I said that I would only do it if they pay me. They said they would pay me. The project took me about 2.5 months. Now they have rejected me saying it is not good enough, didn’t pay me for the work I have done. It has been an all-around hell week for me. I hate being taken advantage of like that. Fuck whatever enables people or companies like this.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Two and a half months is insane for a practical skills demonstration for a job interview. Those should be a couple of hours at most.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Perhaps the biggest joke was why they rejected me. Apparently I only used “basic concepts of object oriented programming.” I found that to be the best because using anything more advanced might diffuse the logic too much, something I didn’t like. But, no, they probably think I should use everything in “Clean Code” because they probably worship that book.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As somebody switching to data-oriented design, ...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

They probably think only OOP is right.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Clean" because all the code that does anything is split into countless three line "atomic functions" and buried under layers of observables and factories I bet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i hate that our profession has been overtaken by that snake oil. my goal is to some day fill my own development company with developers smart enough to see through that bullshit and reject it.

no leetcode interviews, no take home tests, no bullshit. what a dream. now if i could just stop getting scammed by clients who don’t pay...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

I am too poor to open a development company. But, if I ever did, I would want it to be employee owned, with employees having power to oust the entire executive team. Clients who don’t wanna pay are too fucking common.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro, which company expected you to do a take home assignment that took 2.5 months? Name and shame the fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The company is called GeoStru, which is their Sales and Marketing. The offshoot of that, that is responsible for development is called Engsoft SRL. It is located in Romania.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Fire is free for you and for me.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

We need to signal boost this, if true, because that is an egregious waste of someone's time and a theft of their due compensation.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Having a job sucks.

Not having a job wouldn't suck if it wasn't for the fact it usually means you also have no money.

Having no money sucks.

It would be cool beans to not have a job, but have money.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Having a job is fine. Having something that gives you purpose is actually healthy for you. But I guess it depends what you do and you need to work for someone nice. It is the mandatory part and the "squeezing every penny out of you" part that sucks most.

Also, switching jobs when it gets tedious might be a good plan. Make sure to stick around for a couple years though, or else they'll see on your CV that you won't stick around long enough to be worth the effort.