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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I feel like you're lying, but I don't know enough about middle names to dispute it.

Although, Washington didn't have a mustache. That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

And there's never been a president with purple hair. Harris, I'm lookin' at you. Be bold!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

Oddly enough that was ALSO John Quincy Adams...

Ok. Not really. He was the first to have sideburns.

Lincoln was the first to have a beard.

Grant was the first to have a mustache.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States_with_facial_hair

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Of course Wikipedia has the list of US presidents with facial hair. Because why not

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

as an expert in middle names (been working with them my whole life) i can confirm it is true

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

As someone who works with middle names, maybe you can't tell but this middle name is in a lot of distress.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's the presidential tattoo situation?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I believe both of the Roosevelts had the same tattoo, of their family crest

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That would be Lyndon B. Johnson, who is said to have had a hell of a tramp stamp.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is that what he was always showing people?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

He named it "Jumbo"