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[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

"Functional machine" is the working term here. But I guess we have different definitions of what counts as "functional" :)

[–] [email protected] -5 points 22 hours ago

We do not have different definitions of a functional machine. If you think they’re overpriced, fine; underperforming per price:performance ratio? Fine. Whatever you want. But brand new Apple products work and you all sound ridiculous defending calling them paperweights.