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I had a kindergarten teacher try teaching syllables by clapping them out while saying the word: ๐ ALL ๐ I ๐ GATOR! Alligator! ๐ ALL ๐ I ๐ GATOR! Three syllables.
Tried correcting her, she just clapped and said gator again.
I saw someone do this in teaching program evaluation materials once. Except the teacher did it with the word brown and stretched it into three syllables.
Br ๐ ow ๐ uh ๐ n.
I remember thinking to myself "America is doomed." Sometimes I still think about that teacher when I see people get tilted over dumb, made-up shit on social media and turn into reactionary morons around election time. Br ๐ ow ๐ uh ๐ n. America is doomed.
I mean, clapping between words (syllables in this case, but who cares) automatically makes your claims the indisputable truth. Anyone with some internet experience can tell you that.
She would have been right with "CROC-A-DILE" though